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The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

  • Hazel:

    Touch the cave wall.

  • Computer:

    You touch the cave wall. It is moist.

  • Isaac:

    Lick the cave wall.

  • Computer:

    I do not understand. Repeat?

  • Hazel:

    Hump the moist cave wall.

  • Computer:

    You attempt to jump. You hit your head.

  • Isaac:

    Not jump. HUMP.

  • Computer:

    I don't understand.

  • Isaac:

    Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.

  • Computer:

    You attempt to ju-

  • Hazel:

    Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.

  • Computer:

    I do not-

  • Isaac:

    Make sweet love to the cave.

  • Computer:

    I do not-

  • Hazel:

    FINE. Follow left branch.

  • Computer:

    You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.

  • Hazel:

    Crawl.

  • Computer:

    You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.

  • Hazel:

    Snake crawl.

  • Computer:

    You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.

  • Hazel:

    Can I hump the cave now?

  • Computer:

    You cannot jump without standing.

  • Isaac:

    I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.

  • COmputer:

    I don't understand-

  • Isaac:

    Me neither. Pause.

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I’m.. I’m a what?

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