If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer then you don’t deserve me at my Peter Quill
In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because this guy’s the funniest person we’ve ever seen. We’re not letting that guy go,” says series co-creator Michael Schur - Entertainment Weekly
I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)
the entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell. unfortunately, we don’t have that kind of time.
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
#do you ever think about how bad jim’s insults are though #he’s impetuous and kind of a jerk and yet there’s no real malice in him? #even to someone who tried to embarrass him in front of dozens of his peers as spock did #the best he has is ‘pointy’ #that’s literally as bad as we see him get #which is why his pure and unadulterated //venom// when he addresses khan later on #when he’s caged #sticks out so much #//that// is real anger #because the one thing that will make jim kirk truly dangerous #is when a threat is posed to his crew #and he might be cute and clever and cocky and all these things #but kirk when enraged over a threat to his people? #that is certainly not someone i’d want to mess with (tags via sweetfleet)
Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian. This would be the language that she would have sung in.
Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood
Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however all the women he went after were hot as fuck and yet put him in his place and beat him up for the lewd things he was saying. This show was fucking hilarious and promoted women acting out against chauvinist pigs, such as Johnny. Not once did the women ever fall for him, showcasing that women are to be strong and take NO shit from any man.
Get your shit together, qurl.
Not to mention his mother was cool as shit.
what about the werewolf chick
and the deer
people are fucking stupid as fuck
The werewolf chick was so used to dudes running away she would take anything she got, same with the “deer” he met online. Both examples of women who are so desperate for companionship they would be happy with a complete and total douche like Johnny. (Even though if I remember correctly Johnny treated both of them better than anyone else ever did, because deep down Johnny Bravo was an okay dude he was acting the way society taught him to act.)
And wow there was a whole EPISODE where Johnny got turned into a woman and has to endure catcalls and street harassment and being belittled to just a face and a body and basically was like “is this what you girls go through?”and like lead a revolution of girl power and kickassary.
omfg this show
It’s probably a good thing I never got my Hogwarts letter because all I would do with my magical education is send my patronus to bring messages of just single swear words to my friends.
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?